Unix: So in this system, everything is a file
Apple: Everything is a fail. got it

Unix: So in this system, everything is a file
Apple: Everything is a fail. got it
(not tagging this with "apple" because i don't wanna spread around snarky criticism. Even I'll admit Apple has done some cool things (their modern computers are actually RISC which is more than I can say for, uh, any windows pc retailer afaik)
Honestly I just wanted to make the pun 