• Experience life as it should be - experience life as a cow!
• Explore a lovingly hand-drawn world and meet lots of endearing animal friends!
• Train fascinating skills such as Walking, Arson, Juice Drinking and Scavenging!
• Enjoy amusing minigames and other fun activities!
• Vibe with a beautiful original soundtrack!
• Every character is transgender!
• First RPG ever (and possibly first video game in general) to NOT feature fishing!
• Developed by real gay people!
• Moo!

Only 5 dollars in many currencies and less equivalently for many other currencies!
Cows do not believe in exchange rates.