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nothin' hootin' matters!!!


ravingsockmonkey
@ravingsockmonkey

I reblogged this earlier on tumblr with these tags, and remembering this incident always brings a chuckle out and a smile to my face.

You see, I was a wee lowbie wizard who really wanted an actual weapon since I didn't have fuck all in the way of spells (nor many spell slots). I ended up with darts. Like four of them. Because 2e.

The party ends up in some kind of dungeon where I find a fireball scroll. I'm stoked about this since it's a kick ass spell! I am determined to save this for something important.

We happen upon a kobold child. Emphasis on child. It was minding its own business, but our cleric decided to take the kid as a fucking slave (this was not an evil party either). The kobold child started yelling and fighting as to be expected. Its mom showed up and immediately attacked him. None of the rest of us were in the mix at this point, so she was solely focusing on the cleric.

He is getting his ass kicked pretty badly because she's enraged and higher level. He demands we help him. The other reluctantly start to do so, and meanwhile I'm looking at my four darts because I really don't want to get involved as I didn't like what he was doing to start with. Then he starts yelling (both IC and OOC) at me to do something.

So I did. I used my fireball scroll centered on him.

🙂



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