Our contacts in the highest minarets of internet culture have been in touch, and they've given us the lowdown on the next season's offerings. Posts users can expect to see in the next few months, on this website and others, include:

• a post about a sinister children's toy
• a post concerning a highly conceptual and tenuous pun
• a post about how rotary phones were cool because you could make them ring by shaking them
• a post about Yoda from Star Wars if he joined an Amish community

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