paprika-blues

Ponykin extraordinaire!!!!

HI HI HI I'm paprika!! im pony. its so nice :> im hoping to meet other ponies on here because. yknow, yes??? yes.

warning! this mare may contain gay suggestive/explicit shit. ask your doctor before

Author of Jazztronauts: Brass Tax on MSPFA!!

Member of Isla Naranja!!


Jazztronauts: Brass Tax
mspfa.com/?s=38106&p=1

jake2
@jake2
A play in twenty minutes, twenty-four seconds.

Act I, Scene i

INT. - BANKS' LIVING ROOM
CARLTON peeks his head into the stairway. He looks around. He steps forward. Hesitates. Steps forward again. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs. He goes down the stairs and turns on the stereo.

CHOIR: Play Encounter - Metal Gear Solid

Carlton looks around the corner. Carlton looks around the corner. He runs across the room. He runs across the room. He looks around the corner. He looks around the corner.
!
WILL appears.

WILL: Gotcha! Hu hu hu hu
CARLTON: OH MY GODEEYAEWE

Carlton runs away.

FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. It's not a drink, more like a Drink.

Carlton


CHOIR: Play excerpt from What's New Pussycat - Tom Jones, "Whoa Whoa Whoa"

jake2
@jake2

Act I, Scene ii

INT. - BANKS' KITCHEN
GEOFFREY enters, with cleaning supplies.

WILL: Hey G, you bring the mail in yet?
GEOFFREY: NOo o o o o o I've been saving that to Calm myself lest I get too giddy from Rubbing my Cock.
WILL: You know you really need a woman, G. HAHAHAHA
GEOFFREY: What's a woman?
CHOIR: Play bass line
GEOFFREY: What's a woman? What's aWhat's aWhat's a Woman? Woman?
FIVE HOUR ENERGY: Drink Five Hour Energy. Drink. Five Hour Energy. Drink. Drink. Drink. Five Hour EnergyFive Hour Energy

jake2
@jake2

Act I, Scene iii

EXT. - BANKS' RESIDENCE - DAY
.
INT. - BANKS' KITCHEN

CARLTON: I figured it out, Will. I'm gonna get dad what he's always wanted.
WILL: What, a Pizza Hut in the garage? HAHAHAHA
CARLTON: Better. I'm gonna cinch the election by getting an influential person to endorse him. HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WILL:
CARLTON: Watch and learn.
CODEC CARLTON Hello, is President Bush there? CODEC GERIATRIC I'm sorry, I can't hear you very well. CODEC CARLTON Look at those funny little markings underneath the pictures. We call them words. CODEC GERIATRIC Very well. CODEC CARLTON Is President Bush there? CODEC GERIATRIC I can't read. CODEC CARLTON

AUGGGGGGGHH

CODEC GERIATRIC I'll see you later.
CARLTON: oe

UNCLE PHIL raises his eyebrows twice. Then he opens and closes his mouth thrice.

CARLTON: Hey, G, would you make me a sandwich?
GEOFFREY: No. HAHAHAHA

Carlton shakes his head, disappointed.

twilight-sparkle
@twilight-sparkle
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