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absolutely planning outfits around the Wings. even if i decide that they're not Always There every outfit has to take into account like. what if i Want to stretch my wings and stuff y'know? it's a whole ordeal. i'd have to ask my sibling to alter literally all of my tops. it'd be a Hassle.

feel like I would get tired of hibernating after the first year or two

Chairs and pants are so incompatible with tails.

it's not like i have a driver's license even now but there is simply no configuration that lets me drive a car if i'm four feet tall and my tail is the size of the rest of me

horns. i do not need to add anything else

constantly banging my snout on things and knocking stuff over with my tail until i get used to having them

There's just not enough room down there anymore

my idealized form is p boring; my answer would probably be 'menstruating'

my ideal selfy is too powerful and I donut know if I wood bee able to hold myshelf accountable to teh ethical questions that thaf would pose, meowf :3

Oh god i would shed so much fur, it would get everywhere

Picturing a support group for ferret furs now whomst have to bone down or die.

Dryclean only.

You would think it would be the massive tail, but that’s something that you’d eventually get the muscle memory for - remembering to swish it out of the way of doors you’re about to close and the like. (EDIT: And also, a bit of craftiness as far as ergonomics and clothing are concerned. Probably would be a good idea to take up sewing as a hobby. However, still not more inconvenient than...)

What would actually cause the most inconvenience in terms of being my sona, as designed, would be the lack of opposable thumbs. There’s a lot of things I’d take for granted that would suddenly take a lot more effort to accomplish, and on top of that, it’d probably get a bit tiring after a while hearing folks tease me about being a raccoon that doesn’t have opposable thumbs.

On the bright side, though, I’d probably eventually develop one hell of a good grip.

I'm 14 feet tall, made out of a non toxic metal heavier than mercury, and literally nowhere is strong enough for me.

Zobold, right? Like, with all the different Heatherhorns being a different aspect of myself, there's different ways to go about it.

If it's Jekyll and Hyde rules, everytime I go from Zobold Version to another Heatherhorns, I'm gonna be like, waking up naked in a dump

Or if it's like, each Heatherhorns is a separate person, then I guess they can pass Zobold off on each other. It's your weekend to keep an eye on the bitey one

This question raises the interesting point of like, why do these idealized versions of ourselves incorporate problems? I think my ideal scenario would be Jekyll and Hyde, which seems like a nightmare?

raptor-posture vs sitting in any chairs / using zhe toilet, not being taken seriously by people even when I want to be because I'm a tiny-little funny-sounding ratbird, shedding fur onto everyzhing constantly

with high-mounted wings, naturally, you'll need to wear a lot of tops that can either be closed in the back afterwards, or just open. either way, that's not the worst part.

the worst part is that the human form's center of mass is pretty close to the pelvic region, give or take. this means that if you tried to fly head-first, the wind would catch your wings and immediately throw you legs first. because of this, your options are a bit limited:

1. ironically, a wingsuit

2. try to glide face forward, legs down. you may need to be wearing a tail to steer...

3. happens as a result of failure to 2: autorotation. this is arguably worse than plummeting itself.

100% all the fox fur. Not only because of shedding and it getting e v e r y w h e r e, but also because it'd be really annoying to wash all of it without using gallons of shampoo.

Half of my family is allergic to cats.

Probably the being 4 inches tall part.

Deliriously fluffy.... but oh god too warm all the time

the sensory overload that comes from being an indeterminate amount of foxes, plus the usual lack of thumbs (unless shapeshifting is allowed in which case good question)