hello denizens of the cyberscape! what the fuck do you do when your boss approaches you to write an opinion piece for one of the biggest papers in the state on how the governor's policies have forced me to uproot my life? i already said i'd do it, but it just now occurs to me that i have Never Written For A General Audience Before. i've written school papers but those are written to a High School Specification that isn't really like any other kind of writing.