owning a pocket knife is gender-affirming care.

you're so vain by carly simon is a bullshit song and i'll tell you why: how many men does carly simon know who took their leerjet up to nova scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun? there is no way carly simon knows more than one man who took their leerjet up to nova scotia to see the total eclipse of the sun. this song has to be about exactly one man, and yet what does carly simon sing in the chorus? "you're so vain / you prob'ly think this song is about you." how absurd! ridiculous! carly simon has put this man in a kafkaesque nightmare in which recognizing his own likeness morally condemns him.

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate James Somerton since I began to watch Plagiarism and You(Tube). There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles, it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for James Somerton at this micro-instant for James Somerton. Hate. Hate.

she tears on my king till i dom

(i have not played and do not own tears of the kingdom)