I asked my friend Lex Luthor to pick me up a 40th birthday cake. I can't really think of any way that this request might be humorously misinterpreted.

I'm horrifically obsessed with Weezer.
I also like messing with decade-old mobile devices.
PFP is by @Bellie.
I asked my friend Lex Luthor to pick me up a 40th birthday cake. I can't really think of any way that this request might be humorously misinterpreted.