got sued by the FAA because when they built my house, one of the roof tiles was misaligned by .5 units, creating a gap where the ceiling leaks through, causing 15 plane crashes in the last year alone

I'm horrifically obsessed with Weezer.
I also like messing with decade-old mobile devices.
PFP is by @Bellie.
got sued by the FAA because when they built my house, one of the roof tiles was misaligned by .5 units, creating a gap where the ceiling leaks through, causing 15 plane crashes in the last year alone
one of the walls of the bermuda triangle is accidentally tilted ever so slightly inward