pastille

Fag of the Year

I'm horrifically obsessed with Weezer.
I also like messing with decade-old mobile devices.
PFP is by @Bellie.


my tumblr that i dont use
meriamoryy.tumblr.com/


2WaterGuns
@2WaterGuns

Yet another thing that proves that Super Mario Sunshine and Sonic Adventure 2 are the same game.

  • 2nd major 3D game in series, first of new millennium
  • Mostly played on the GameCube
  • Starts on an airplane
  • Hero is falsely accused of crimes
  • Turns out he was framed by his "shadow", who mimics the hero's design
  • The "shadow" first appears standing upon the outcome of one of the first bosses, then runs past the hero and grabs that which is always grabbed in the series
  • That "shadow" has a hidden relationship to the series antagonist
  • Somewhat less exploration-based than predecessor
  • Advertising features urine jokes
  • Luigi is not playable

Linkshot
@Linkshot

DARK STORY for Super Mario Sunshine where you have to go around as Shadow Mario with the paintbrush, culminating in a joint effort to prevent Corona Mountain from erupting (which would coat the whole island in lethal goo)

and then the next entry in the series is where you play as Bowser Jr trying to remember who his mother is while everybody leads him astray



powu
@powu

twitch just allows straight up porn now. just going into some categories look like the home page to Pornhub. I'm not going to show it obviously but like, it's not even suggestive it's just nude women everywhere.... this is a 13 years or older app by the way, and someone checked, yes if you set your account to 13 you still see all of it. they don't even censor the thumbnails or anything you just straight up can't avoid it.


pastille
@pastille

tonight at 9/8C I will be artistically exposing Super mario's ball sack