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garbae500
@garbae500 asked:

i have three funny anesthesia stories:

  1. I went to have my wisdom teeth out, the dentist applied the anesthesia and asked me to count backwards from ten. apparently i said "no, you're just trying to make me fall asleep" i then fell asleep for three hours (sensitive to anesthesia)

  2. One of my friends went under for his wisdom teeth and when he woke up and was still delirious his mom tried some truth-serum interrogation shit on him. she was like "which girl in your class do you like?" and he said "mary" his mom said "which mary there's two in your class!" and he said "mary mother of jesus"

  3. the one other time i had to get anesthesia (endoscopy) i told the doctor i had an erection

for real though it'll go fine, no problems. soft foods for awhile and that's it

fuck oh my god LMAO i love these.....love a good story and i dunno how goofy my anesthesia is gonna make me but i hope everything i say is funny

i got my soft foods prepared and a handful of days off post-surg and ill probs spend tomorrow sleeping off the dental drogas


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in reply to @pawdrugs's post:

when i had mine out the two things i remember is at some point i started imagining the mask they put on was a clown nose and the more serious i tried to look the funnier it got

and also at one point i briefly became lucid and told the dentist wow i can hear my bones cracking