In Massachusetts all driver's ed classes legally have to make you watch a MassDOT educational video about the danger of moose. They include scary music and a jump scare. If you crash your car into a moose you will die and the moose won't even be injured. How is this so? If you're not from the north, you might wonder that. Imagine how big you think a moose is. You are wrong. The moose is bigger than that. I've seen them. They are like actual fuckin forest gods from Princess Mononoke and they are far more powerful than you. MassDOT is correct to educate teenagers on this.

