Observation 1: many ferrets enjoy being buried in dry macaroni (evidence: https://m.youtube.com/shorts/6hAqDhrRyWs) Observation 2: Opportunist looks like a ferret. Hypothesis: Opportunist may enjoy being buried in dry macaroni
As a scientist, it is my sworn duty to test this theory
[Thank you for the important science. Sorry for the 2015-ass meme.]
