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Chosties,

I’m very sad to say I’ve just been informed this joke wasn’t funny enough, and so my account is being revoked. Personally, I will also admit the joke wasn’t up to my usual standards. I knew that going in, and yet I posted it anyway. I can’t tell you all how sorry I am. It was always my dream to have my name uttered with the greats…but I guess I just wasn’t good enough for this cutthroat game we call posting.

Maybe we’ll meet again someday but if not, well. It was an honor posting with you all, and I’ll miss these halcyon days on this site we call cohost.

Ciao,

Lilah

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someone give my wife attention for these bits she’s doing. you don’t know how hard she’s working. she walks out of the shower and tells me the whole post she workshopped in her mind for the last 30 minutes. she rolls over in bed and shows me a draft on her phone before going to sleep