EMERGENCY: i have managed to contain an asian giant hornet under two glasses. if i realised it was an asian giant hornet i would have set this house on fire. what the heck am i supposed to do now, it keeps climbing the wall of the glass and falling and going thump. its kind of dumb. what do i do in lieu of this incredible tactician in my midst
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welcome to hydraulic press channel
today we crush this horrible monster
Get the glasses close to the nearest table, and quickly get the cup the hornet is in on that surface, working as fast as possible to keep the fucker from getting out. Proceed to put a heavy object on top of the cup, and then wait for it to starve to death. Afterwards, get in contact with your local agricultural authority and university etymology department. That's what I'd do.
good suggestion! ill have to see about the university contact but its currently secure awaiting starvation and/or deoxygenation
Use a grease pencil to write on the outside of the glass: "Give me some assurance that you will not harm anyone in this home, and I will free you."
(Remember to write backwards so the hornet can read it.)
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