- they were poor and it gave them joy
- they lived in a country where it wasn't available
- they saw it had already sold 6+ million copies
- they wanted to see what all the fuss was about
- their grody older brother scratched their disc and it never quite loaded again
- they did so 15 years after its release and heard that its director, the only guy still drawing a paycheck from the publisher, was a real asshole
- they felt like it
- they bought it years ago but the mechanism that allows them to access their legal copy went away
- they won't be born for another 135 years and are accessing it via the DPRNA Global Culture Archive (Silicon Age section)
















