what's up all you cool (U.S.-based) gamers, be sure to "headshot" an email to arbitration-opt-out@discord.com by march 27th1 to not forfeit your ability to "pwn" them in court when they inevitably screw us all over 😎🕹️👾
Note that this arbitration clause only applies in the US - non-US residents shouldn’t need to opt out. But if you’re American, you should consider it.
Too late, Discord already decided to ban my old account because I was sitting inactive in a server that did some scummy shit, and despite multiple emails never decided to undo the ban, and after 6 months they purged all my messages from their servers so there's no point anymore anyways. Discord has scorned me, they're a shit company that projects gamer-dude chill vibes but are really run by a bunch of incompetent fools who'd rather spend their time making overproduced marketing videos rather than giving any sort of customer support whatsoever.