very sad to hear mitch mcconnell is in the hospital after running into a cliff face that had a tunnel painted on it. my prayers are with mitch mcconnell, who had to be peeled off the wall like a fruit roll-up and is now in critical condition.
absolutely immoral to say things like i handed mitch mcconnell a hotdog that looked suspiciously like a stick of dynamite and when he bit into it the hotdog exploded and blew his beak backwards. we used to be a country.
personally I hope the hospital has to shrink down a spaceship and fight him from the inside