if you're smart enough to buy a used car this weekend, you're a big enough genius to come to big bill heaven's!
good deals! cars that keep running! honest businessmen!
if you think you're gonna find a bargain at big bill heaven's, you won't be disappointed!
it's our belief that we've established such a good rapport that you'll trust us given our good track record - guaranteed!
if you find a better deal, feel free to ask us to match it! you heard us right: feel free to ask us to match it
bring your trade! bring your title! bring your wife! we'll suggest a vehicle that meets her needs as well as yours! that's right, we'll respect your significant other!
because at big bill heaven's, you're in for a positive car shopping experience!
take a short walk, or ride our complimentary shuttle service, to big bill heaven's: home of assumed trustworthiness!
how does it work? you get no down payment! you just do!
don't wait, don't delay - unless your financial situation doesn't allow you to buy a car right now! we'll be here! only at big bill heaven's: the only dealer that works on your schedule
take your time, friend! this event doesn't end, and if your check bounces, we'll pay the fees and give you a reasonable period to work the matter out with your financer!
big bill heaven's cars: baltimore's finest, most exclusive home of the most pleasant car salesmen in the state of maryland! Guaranteed!
