Went to get a glass of water from the kitchen and encountered a Wolf Spider standing on a baseboard under the cupboards. Stared at it for several minutes wondering what the fuck to do and not wanting to get close to it and it eventually wandered underneath the oven so now we have Oven Spiders i guess
wolf spiders are not venomous to humans unless you have an allergy but also they're Fucking Huge and Scary Looking and can move fast if they want to. I will forever have ingrained in my mind a moment where my dad saw one in a field, chucked a pebble at it, and we were both stunned as the pebble landed on nothing and about 3 seconds later we discovered the fucker had Teleported about 20 feet in another direction while we were looking right at it.
So I don't like to approach them. And I'm not good with bugs in general. Shit, I accidentally trapped a butterfly in my car today and I had heart palpitations before lowering my window to let it out. I think if a wolf spider got onto me I would actually die probably.
Haha, once I'm living on my own I'll be screwed. I'll have to Call Someone every time there's an insect larger than moderate size in my place.
It's a real problem though if I were to have any sort of phobia it would definitely be Large Insects In My Home.
I saw a damn tarantula walking around outside today and I was just like "haha what's up dude" but if I saw it in my house I'd piss myself
