while im rambling about drinks, coffee does nothing for me. hot bean water. Maybe I'm not affected by caffeine as much or something but the few times I've tried to do a "morning coffee" I've never felt any more awake than when I don't, or have, like, a chocolate milk (superior drink). A microwave breakfast sandwich will wake me up far more than the hot bean water ever will.
That and it just doesn't taste very good. Only coffees I've ever enjoyed are the kinds that are glorified melted milkshakes. I enjoy a caramel frappucino from the grocery store on occasion (objectively best flavor) and a Scooter's opened up right next to my work, I've enjoyed their sugary melted milkshakes so far but they're also like $8 a pop and you're expected to tip on top of that so I'm probably not going to go very often because jesus (i also tried their breakfast burrito and a cake pop and both of those were dogshit). Though when you order at the drive thru they say "scoot on up to the window" so that's cute.
I also can't think of the last time I had any of those coffee-flavored milkshakes hot. Maybe I'm fucked up but every hot beverage I've ever been served has been served way too hot to the point of pain, and I don't like having to wait like 10 minutes to be able to sip without searing my taste buds. Especially if I'm paying $8 for the damn thing.
TL;DR: Like popcorn, the best thing about coffee is the smell. It's all downhill from there.