So advanced that when a package is marked as "out for delivery" it thinks that it's still going to take 3 more days to get here.
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in reply to @pendell's post:
with the luck i have sometimes i can see how it would have arrived at that decision
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I was just about to reply the same thing.
"It would be accurate if this package were FedEx."
Meanwhile, UPS it's a 50/50 coin toss depending on if they actually try to deliver or not. One side, they deliver and you are home, the other side you see a "Sorry, we missed you!" on your door and they won't try again till monday.
An algorithm so powerful it factors in the odds of the delivery guy dumping your shit in a field somewhere and averages your eta somewhere between right now and never