Well, I thought I found a contact, but after sending me quite a lot of evidence proving they were legit and I sent them $120, they went silent for 2 days and then blocked me on every possible service when I asked when they'd follow up.
Fortunately I only really lost about $35 cash because I actually had about $100 sitting around in some unused BTC wallet and the dude only wanted BTC so the loss didn't hit as hard as it otherwise would have but damn.
I am saying once again if you or anyone you know has a contact who is willing to ship illicit stuff to Texas, or is in Texas themselves, please hmu.