A couple years ago, I had a prophetic vision. A new recipe, delivered to me by a dream version of Alton Brown*. The recipe is as follows:
- Brew one mug of earl grey tea and one mug of peppermint tea.
- Pour the earl grey into a large bowl, then the peppermint tea. The order is vital.
- Salt vigorously.
I awoke and, in a rush, did my best to do as I had been instructed. The result was terrible.
The thread has been transcribed below.
LAST NIGHT ALTON BROWN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND INSTRUCTED ME ON A NEW RECIPE HE'D BEEN WORKING UP. IT WAS A TEA-BASED SALTY SOUP TITLED "IN THE HOLE" AND HE SHOWED ME EVERY STEP TO MAKE IT.
THIS MORNING I MADE IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL. FUCK YOU, DREAM ALTON BROWN

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