pendell

Current Hyperfixation: Wizard of Oz

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I use outdated technology just for fun, listen to crappy music, and watch a lot of horror movies. Expect posts about These Things. I talk a lot.

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hthrflwrs
@hthrflwrs

A couple years ago, I had a prophetic vision. A new recipe, delivered to me by a dream version of Alton Brown*. The recipe is as follows:

  • Brew one mug of earl grey tea and one mug of peppermint tea.
  • Pour the earl grey into a large bowl, then the peppermint tea. The order is vital.
  • Salt vigorously.

I awoke and, in a rush, did my best to do as I had been instructed. The result was terrible.

The thread has been transcribed below.


LAST NIGHT ALTON BROWN CAME TO ME IN A DREAM AND INSTRUCTED ME ON A NEW RECIPE HE'D BEEN WORKING UP. IT WAS A TEA-BASED SALTY SOUP TITLED "IN THE HOLE" AND HE SHOWED ME EVERY STEP TO MAKE IT.

THIS MORNING I MADE IT AND IT MADE ME FEEL PHYSICALLY ILL. FUCK YOU, DREAM ALTON BROWN

A picture of a wide bowl of light orange translucent "soup" with a spoon.


CERESUltra
@CERESUltra

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Is this what they give the kid in the omelas h—[violently dragged offstage]


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