One time I was at my cousin's house and they had a new black kitten named Salem who was adorable and I was taking many videos and pictures of him, so I put him on the floor and laid on my stomach to record some ground level kitty silliness.
While I was lying down, one of my cousin's other cats, the most ancient and cranky, spoiled, chubby old lady with a raspy, sour meow whose name was literally THE DUTCHESS just. came and sat on my back. Not, like, because she liked me or anything. She was probably too old to tell different humans apart anymore, I was just the warmest spot on the floor to sit.
So naturally I had no choice but to lay there for 15 minutes. I watched some videos on my phone.