one of the most bizarre-ass forms I've had to notarize a couple times is an affidavit that all business owners in my city are required by law to fill out, in which they swear to never in any way shape or form boycott Israel or work with any other business that boycotts Israel.
At the very least I'm sure I had been notarizing this form before the most recent attacks on Gaza and such resparked the global discourse on it, but like still What The Fuck
