imagining a vampire and a cursed item salesman talking back and forth.
"i do not drink... wine."
"you don't pay with... money."
just pregnant pauses all over the place
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in reply to @hthrflwrs's post:
if i were a vampire i would simply open a cursed item shop. it would be extra convenient because cursed item shops should only be open at night and that's when i'm awake anyway
that's a good point! plus the cursed item shop's ability to disappear when the jig is up is incredibly useful when the mob is at your door
saw the words "vampire" and "pregnant" and blacked out could you repeat that