oh man the movie starts out with the perfect example of obnoxiously expository dialogue like hello person I have been spending probably days with venturing into the jungle here is the complete explanation of everything I am doing right now and why
"she's giving me trouble" [immediately opens coat to show off pregnant belly] oh holy fuck this is a film for adult 2 year olds I'm so excited for how dumb this could get
finally we have the marvel cinematic universe version of "I don't want to cure cancer I want to create dinosaurs" and we're not even 5 minutes in. GOD BLESS
ok yes I think it is safe to say that this movie's concept of "setup and payoff" exists somewhere between a game of peek-a-boo and a slot machine
when dakota fanning was bitten by a nuclear car accident she gained the ability to hallucinate like a spider
going to ask "did I die" any time i come back into consciousness from now on
I need you to understand that up until this point the storytelling has been something like one character saying to another "look at that gun on the mantlepiece" and then everyone looks at the gun and then suddenly the terminator appears and picks up the gun and fires it at everyone in the scene killing them. I need you to understand that everything before that previous post was written as if checkov were creating a play for a community that had no concept of object permanence and also were extremely aware of the lore surrounding the terminator
like this is not a movie that is interested in subtlety, which is what makes the moments where the story isn't explained to within an inch of its life, like the car wreck scene, all the more incomprehensible
shout out to all the dudes who experience a dream every night that seems almost like a premonition of their own death