As we all know, every teenager has never seen a naked person before. Not even themselves. None of them know what sex is or how it’s had and they are all under the illusion that storks bring babies to front porches. They are all suspended in a veil of innocence until they turn 18 at which point God gifts them all necessary knowledge of sex as if they had consumed the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden. If you show a pussy to a teenager they will literally die
- He/Him
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in reply to @PC36's post:
this is true! it's happened to me so many times my body has finished decomposing and now only my spirit walks this earth
for legal reasons that's a joke