mom, walking into my room unannounced: what are you smoking?
me: oh, it's a THC pen.
mom: rolls her eyes That's not going to help you get a better job.
me: ok. what's up?
mom: wait are you vaping?
me: yeah it's a THC vape pen. I wouldn't smoke indoors.
mom: I don't like you vaping. I don't like you smoking.
me: doing my best to not make a joke about her vaping and smoking. ok. what's up.