I was just casually browsing my YouTube upload history and found a little sketch I did with my dad back in 2018, in which I'm doing my usual nerd stuff at his office, when he comes in and angrily tells me I can't spend my summer vacation indoors, I have to go outside and play! And you can probably predict how that goes down.
It's a perfect textbook example of the urbanist meme you've probably already seen a dozen times, you know the one, it goes
Parents: Kids these days don't go outside and play anymore! It's those damn phones!
Outside: picture of Anywhere In America
No wonder I ended up developing the beliefs I hold today.