I use outdated technology just for fun, listen to crappy music, and watch a lot of horror movies. Expect posts about These Things. I talk a lot.
Check tags like Star Trek Archive and Media Piracy to find things I share for others.
THE FUTURE IS HERE AND EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE DESTROYED is the best possible line you can put on just about any product
if you ever need something to watch, their industrial shredder commercials are impeccable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvEaEYdHaE0
After I’ve destroyed everything else, how am I supposed to destroy the shredder? Does it come with a self-destruct button?
thrilling movie where its a race to steal nsa filefolders before they get to the shredder, which turns out to be a murderous, gratuitous obstacle course the protagonist must navigate, only to learn that The Balloon was ours.
The obstacle course is also called the Shredder.
Edit: oh wait that was your joke lol, I just got it