In September of 2020, a conspiracy began to dig up the corpse of TSR Inc and parade it around for profit. This villainous act of vile necromancy continues to this day.


This is particularly hilarious since this is a "games company" that has talked about...

  • Tales & Tots is available as crappy pamphlet that looks like it was made on a home printer and shows you not the inline art, but the original scans provided.
  • GiantLands was going to be their flagship product, but the creator split and ended up publishing it himself... wonder how that's going @people-vs-giantlands
  • Star Frontiers: New Genesis was, according to Google Books, released in June 2022 with contributions by Gary Gygax (who never worked on the original... so work that one out) but according to court documents, they didn't publish very much work-in-progress beta in February 2022 but were unable to show it at the TSR Con in March... and apparently have made no progress since then.
  • Goblinz: Those Pesky Goblins was, according to Google Books, was published in 2002 but is not listed on the web store and seems to constantly be a work in progress with "A piece done for an upcoming TSR project" being posted on 2 June, (and it being confirmed it was for this project on 6 May.
  • Dungeon Crawl the board game that was bought from Wizard Tower Games, then heavily modified and while it did have pre-sales, has apparently not fulfilled those pre-orders, instead selling them to random individuals at shows, and is perpetually in being updated with the last updates being a "new printer secured" in September and "new box art ready for print" in October.
  • Cult of Abaddon is the module that was already made by Vincent "The Evil DM" Florio, which he claims he donated to and, like Dungeon Crawl, was supposed to be printed but was never sent out to those who preordered (only this guy who went to the Dungeon Hobby Shop Museum and doesn't even know the proper title of the module). A pdf was briefly released by Vincent and it was, in my opinion, mediocre at best.
  • Star Frontiers Playing Cards which are allegedly involved with the tabletop game but mostly seem to just use print-on-demand services with some re-used art for the face cards.

I wouldn't be doing the "some people talk about... other people do" thing, but I'm completely unsurprised they're still under the delusion Elon is a worthwhile person.


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