Our local churches sign currently says
"You can always send God an Knee-Mail, no postage necessary"
And my immediate first thought was
"I'm gonna start referring to blowjobs as 'Sending someone a Knee-Mail' "

i want to fuck pepsiman so goddamn bad, but i do like many other men. [tumblr] refugee. i will prolly hornypost on here.
Our local churches sign currently says
"You can always send God an Knee-Mail, no postage necessary"
And my immediate first thought was
"I'm gonna start referring to blowjobs as 'Sending someone a Knee-Mail' "