If you caught the flu while you were dating a robot they would probably have, like, some spare cooling fans that they could hold up against your forehead. And I don't mean to just blow air against your face, I mean sticking the cold aluminum base of a heatsink right against your skin, revving the servo up to full to the point where the gentle buzzing is starting to massage away your headache but it is maybe getting a little uncomfortably cold. Also it leaves behind some thermal paste that they wipe away with one of the microfiber cloths they use to clean off their CCD lenses. This would happen I think.
