perfectform

#1 Cryptolithus Fan

  • ordovician limeshale she/they

Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science. Editor, New York Review of Wasps.


Prevention:

  • Have the tough conversations:
    • Ask your parents, "Was I born in the normal way? Or was I created in a particle accelerator by firing charged particles at a wall of heavy nuclei?"

Common Questions:

  • Will touching my doppelgänger kill me?
    • To the outside observer, you and your doppelgänger will appear to mutually annihilate in a burst of ionizing radiation. However, it may be of some consolation that, under the Feynman–Stueckelberg interpretation, this is equivalent to your body reversing its temporal direction--that the doppelgänger you have been so scared of is simply you traveling backwards through time.
  • Is seeing your doppelgänger a bad omen?
    • Yes.
  • Is seeing someone else's doppelgänger a bad omen?
    • Do you want them to be annihilated in a burst of ionizing radiation?

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