perfectform

#1 Cryptolithus Fan

  • ordovician limeshale she/they

Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science. Editor, New York Review of Wasps.


And yet can they present a single serious argument for why I shouldn’t? Consider the following tiresome canards:

  • “You are making the postal employees mad” - You don’t know this! Maybe when they yell at me it’s because they think I’m funny! Maybe they express their fondness for my whimsical approach to life through the medium of calling the cops on me!

  • “The cargo bays in airplanes are often not fully pressurized” - I have been practicing a breathing technique. This will not be a problem.

  • “Shipping a package of such a weight would scarcely be less expensive than conventional means of travel” - Rude.

  • “What if USPS x-rays the package” - They don’t do this for domestic mail. Also, free x-ray.


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