Future Perfect

Inventing new forms of violence (turning people into trees and girdling them, turning people into trees and attaching signs to them with improperly treated nails, turning people into trees and then constructing a road right next to them, turning people into north american species of elm, chestnut, or ash, turning people into trees in ponderosa pine forests and then engaging in decades of wildfire suppression, turning people into trees and carving the initials of myself and a loved one into them, surrounded by a heart, turning people into dogs like in the shaggy dog (2006))