perfectform

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Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science. Editor, New York Review of Wasps.


QUESTION: Which characters from Unjust Depths would try to levitate a slice of pizza into their mouth?

CANDIDATES:

  • MURATI: A little too serious-minded for this kind of tomfoolery. Also if she tried the pizza would explode.

  • MARYAM: Yes, but mostly as a prelude to offering Shalikova a slice in the same fashion.

  • NORN: No, but she might taunt someone else with a slice.

  • SELENE: She would think that was stupid, unless somebody else did it first, at which point she would try to do several slices at once just to show them.

  • MAJIDA: She would try to levitate a slice into Raaya's mouth, who would recieve it with an uneasy mixture of gratitude and worry.

  • EUPHRATES: Yes, but Tigris would make fun of her for it.

  • TIGRIS: Not anymore.

  • VICTORIA: Wouldn't even think about it.

  • GERTRUDE: Yes, if she thought it would impress a girl (she would think this).
    SUBQUESTION: Who would be impressed that Gertrude could levitate a pizza slice into her mouth?

    • INGRID: Oh hell yeah.
    • NILE: "Impressed" is not the right word, but she would be happy that Gertrude was eating well and taking her mind off of work.
    • MONIKA: Disconcerted, mainly, but a little bit impressed.
    • VICTORIA: "No" (lying).
    • ELENA: Is currently trying to work out the appropriate communist response to seeing Gertrude levitate a slice of pizza into her mouth.

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in reply to @perfectform's post:

Aatto, a few globs of tomato sauce on her face, absolutely beaming as she tries to help Murati clean off, remarking on how masterful it is to display such overwhelming power while retaining the good humor to make sport of oneself, truly the mark of one who will be able to seize Destiny...

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