I don't think that you should be able to drive from the east coast to the west coast. They ought to put some air gaps in there. Get rid of the bridges over the mississipi. If you're going from minneapolis to saint paul and want your fiat to come too you'll need to tear it down and kayak it over bolt by bolt. This will create jobs (car disassembler, car reassember, automotive components fisherman, guy with a hairdrier and lots of spare time) and will teach the youth of today important skills (kayaking, patience, cleaning silt out of an engine block). The amphibious car weirdos will be insufferable.
