sorry, no parking here - all the parking spots in the city are reserved for the use of the Sport Utility Monster, which derives infinitely more value from a parking spot than a regular car

Mais il n'y a rien là pour la Science. Editor, New York Review of Wasps.
sorry, no parking here - all the parking spots in the city are reserved for the use of the Sport Utility Monster, which derives infinitely more value from a parking spot than a regular car