yooooo God PRANKED me so good today. He told me to sacrifice my first born son to Him, the second one, and i was like, that sucks royally but He's fucking God, yeah? so what He says goes? sometimes He's gotta be the fucking manager. it's fine. so i'm building the pyre and going this sucks and getting fuel and shit and being like this sucks majorly and lying to isaac, that's my son, chill-ass kid, cool about the whole thing i think, it's whatever, and i'm thinking this sucks so fucking bad. i've got him tied down and everything and all of a sudden one of His guys shows up and is like PSYYCHH. FUCKIN GOT YOU. got me so fucking good dude. turns out we're not doing any human sacrifice. like at all. He gave me a ram after so like, i know we're chill. cracking open a horned one with God on the weekend bro nothing better bro nothing better.
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