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Future Perfect @perfectform11/7/2023, 1:35 PM

HEY IF YOU WANNA DEFROST TURKEY FOR THANKSGIVING YOU GOTTA DO IT RIGHT NOW YOU GOTTA RUN TO THE FRIDGE AND TOSS THAT BIRD IN THERE TICK TOCK

#hey guys #[turns my chair around]#we all like to have fun here #but if you elect to defrost a frozen turkey in the refrigerator #allow one days defrosting for every four pounds of meat #(plus about a day’s grace period after it fully defrosts)#do not defrost your turkey for 16 days unless you:#a) have a 70-pound turkey #or #b) want to get food poisoning

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