QUESTION: Which characters from Unjust Depths would try to levitate a slice of pizza into their mouth?
CANDIDATES:
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MURATI: A little too serious-minded for this kind of tomfoolery. Also if she tried the pizza would explode.
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MARYAM: Yes, but mostly as a prelude to offering Shalikova a slice in the same fashion.
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NORN: No, but she might taunt someone else with a slice.
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SELENE: She would think that was stupid, unless somebody else did it first, at which point she would try to do several slices at once just to show them.
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MAJIDA: She would try to levitate a slice into Raaya's mouth, who would recieve it with an uneasy mixture of gratitude and worry.
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EUPHRATES: Yes, but Tigris would make fun of her for it.
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TIGRIS: Not anymore.
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VICTORIA: Wouldn't even think about it.
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GERTRUDE: Yes, if she thought it would impress a girl (she would think this).
SUBQUESTION: Who would be impressed that Gertrude could levitate a pizza slice into her mouth?- INGRID: Oh hell yeah.
- NILE: "Impressed" is not the right word, but she would be happy that Gertrude was eating well and taking her mind off of work.
- MONIKA: Disconcerted, mainly, but a little bit impressed.
- VICTORIA: "No" (lying).
- ELENA: Is currently trying to work out the appropriate communist response to seeing Gertrude levitate a slice of pizza into her mouth.