absolutely can't-move tired but need groceries, googled "low effort meals" and let me tell you, recipe blog writers' idea of "low effort" does not get me (example, with annoying ads)
I mean I guess "lie on the floor and feebly claw Easy Mac towards your mouth" isn't a recipe per se, but
EDIT: okay, here's an example of what I was really looking for. just someone to remind me that Hot Pockets are a thing and it's not uncommon or shameful to be in a state where that's the most balanced meal you can manage
