I'm really getting back in my posting groove when I start using italics like a comic book writer

I'm really getting back in my posting groove when I start using italics like a comic book writer
<too-thick supervillain accent> Really now, Pervocracy? Or, should I say, Cliff 🦖. Jefferson?
Oh, it wasn't too hard to find out. You thought we'd fall for comic-book writer?
Oh you may have found me... but can you catch me when I'm still under the influence of the serum I discovered at the secret base your goons so helpfully led me directly to?
[entire sentence is somehow delivered mid-jump]
i love comic book semantics because half of the emphasis is where you'd expect to see a link if it was a Wikipedia article
sometimes there's even citations to remind you of the last time the serum was mentioned (*Amaz. Perv-Man, July 1978)
trying to Train Myself out of the habit of Using Capital Letters This Way because while I think I'm Emphasizing Phrases, everyone younger than 38 thinks I'm just being an Old Timey Weirdo whose shift key poSsibly dOesn't woRk
I think it's a perfectly good way to convey meaning as long as you don't Capitalize Every Word Of The Entire Sentence
in related news I turned 38 last week
maybe becoming increasingly incomprehensible online to non-millennials is a good thing idk
I'm 32, I think it's more that we as a generation are a reading comprehension outlier