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do you think James Bond has a secret code to get booked same-day on commercial flights even if they're full and someone else has to lose their seat

follow up question do you think he ever gets a booking agent on the phone who's new and thinks he's making this code shit up and no sir I will not transfer you to a supervisor because listen to me please sir

follow up question do you think such a "book this person now" code exists in real life

or am I overcomplicating things and James Bond uses charter jets or gets some kind of military flight


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in reply to @pervocracy's post:

They don’t call the regular booking agents, they call the same priority hotline that the American Express Platinum travel agents call, where it’s understood that if you have this number you’re important enough to steal seats from anyone on any flight.

I considered this, but there are numerous times he flies off somewhere without MI-6's involvement because of some "you're too close to this case" cop-show drama he's having with M

actually I don't know how he's even paying for those, much less booking them. I guess he just self-pays and then figures he'll get reimbursed after he saves the world

(the one thing I have ruled out is online booking. no incarnation of James Bond is an online booking guy.)