i don't understand what the kids are doing these days and it's so great. i'm free
sometimes I see a pop culture headline where every proper noun in it is a total mystery to me. "Bobo Koko faces off against Shailine Underberry on Blarple's Challenge... but Thack is nowhere to be found"
then I remember that I was a profoundly uncool teenager and those headlines didn't mean anything to me in 1998, either
