coworkers are talking about Fifty Shades of Grey and I can't say anything because I know too well that if I open my mouth at all I'll open it all the way

coworkers are talking about Fifty Shades of Grey and I can't say anything because I know too well that if I open my mouth at all I'll open it all the way
this has happened to me and honestly the fact that 50sog continues to punish me after all these years is the strongest possible argument against ever again making Hating A Thing my brief special interest, no matter how much fun it is
that's right, Stranger Things, you won. go in peace